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December 3rd,2009
He was a scruffy old dog, hair a mixture of salty black
and pepper. An ancient mariner. He was walking, or, more accurately, being
walked by a dainty man with a t-shirt which read: ‘do I look like I care?’ – as
he past by, the reverse side read: ‘back off, it’s just botox’. Apparently, a
smile is not always a smile in
California. The dog had a
definite, genuine beam on his face, as some dogs do – noboby would botox a dog,
would they? Alright, I can think of a few also. The dog smooched me with a
watery grin as they drew alongside. I threw a glance back a few moments after
they passed by and his head was turned back, still staring me down - in a
friendly kind of ‘don’t I know you’ sort of way. Then he stopped, pulled his
handler up short, and barked at me. I looked behind expecting to see a stunning
French poodle on high heels flashing lashes, but no, there was nothing of
special interest there and, strange as it seemed, it looked like he wanted to
talk to me. Mr Botox snapped the lead and, still gazing at me, the dog
reluctantly moved along.
The seafront at
Santa Barbara was windswept
but warm and sunny. Lithe, blond, Californian girls, as if released from some
artisan’s master cast just that morning, smooth and even, gaily played
volleyball and ploughed the sand, fig-leaved and frisky Naturally, I gave them
only a fleeting glance. Hey, I was distracted by the dog.
All around me was busy with the wandering people, the
sleep-beneath-the-stars beach people, most appeared to be male and bearded, but
you can never tell for sure - free of taxes, yet fettered by their own rules,
they practiced a religion of self-centered routines. One stood there as if
addressing a Congress which was unseen and intangible (what else is new, I hear
you say!)…..I advise you, Sir, that the legislation you propose is flawed,
tainted by self-interest and greed, and it will never be sanctioned by me nor
imposed on the long-suffering citizens of this great nation…he was out of place,
but not that out of synch with reality, and possibly as effective.
One garrulous beacher, who had made an impressive
sculpture of a seated Buddha-like gentleman out of sand, invited me to donate to
his bucket; that is, if I felt inclined to ‘support the arts’. I asked him was
it Buddha – he squealed like a hyena, then braked hard on the laughter, his eyes
traveling far away into a trance for a while. Just as I was losing interest, he
raised his finger to point to the middle distance, or out towards
Hawaii, and wondrously
announced: “maybe, indeed, an Italian Buddha – for it’s actually Marlon Brando”.
I chuckled: “obviously, after he gained all that weight in later years”. Okay.
I dropped him two dollars. Front row tickets. Anyway, back to the dog.
Catching up, I noticed the handler up ahead trying to entice the old dog to
cross the street. He had stopped and was again looking my way. Eerie. As I
got closer, he seemed fixed on me and welcomed my approach with a whiskery
grin. “Come on, Hal”, said his minder, “time to go”. He ignored him and stood
there wagging his tail, waiting for me. He was obviously as friendly as a
puppy, so I bent down, firstly letting him sniff my hand and then I scratched
his ears. “He is usually not that interested”, he said, “he must think he knows
you”. We both laughed and, reluctantly, he padded off, still grinning, still
wagging his tail. The dog, that is.
A mellow gust chased me up the hill. A gang of rusty
leaves on the footpath joined in for a while like a posse of dry rattling
spiders. Then both breeze and the fallen foliage lay back and let me be.
Lazily fidgeting, they whispered among themselves. Unannounced, a low hanging
branch tousled my hair, saying ‘how’s are things, stranger, welcome to the
neighbourhood, and, em, get a haircut’.
Slipping quietly into the aged mission above the town, I
met an old padre. He smelled of sweet cigars, rich coffee, and decades of
peppery incense. We chirped away in a tangle of Spanish and English, content
with neither, as if either failed to adequately represent our weighty
philosophical meanderings about life and music and Ireland and the mission and
the fact that the flowers still bloomed here in December, flaunting their pretty
skirts, tossing their perfume in your face, ladies of the night, of the day, and
all four seasons. I sang a Latin hymn to please him, a capella, off the cuff,
awakening the luxuriant acoustics of these old dusty walls. Having stolen their
secrets and their peace, I brazenly bid farewell.
Later. Leisurely. Half-way down, on turning a street
corner, I met a t-shirt and a dog. On seeing me, the old dog gathered his old
bones and jumped for joy. This time, I couldn’t resist. I gave him a big hug.
No, not the t-shirt! – the dog! T-shirt looked too surprised to say anything-
then again, it may have been the botox.
“He certainly likes you”, he eventually managed.
“We must have met in another life”, I joked.
Thinking about it, that musky smell reminded me of my
great-aunt Catherine….and those eyes…….?

November
5th, 2009. Do the cancan while you can!
Paris is in mourning. People throng the streets
dressed in black. Not even varying shades of black – just the one sunlight
damping shade of sober black. I arrived in town last week and, several times
during the first day, I decided I now also suffer from colour blindness (to
accompany my habitual bouts of dementia - you will say – yes I heard you,
nothing wrong with my hearing! yet!), but then I see a tall smiling lady lazing
along in a custard coloured poncho. She stands out from the crowd like Red
Riding Hood at a lesbian parade. She either has to be from out of town or
mentally impaired. I cannot decide which. I expect the fashion police to swoop
at any moment and swiftly whisk her away to the Bastille nouveau where the
ghosts of Yves Saint Laurent and Coco Chanel take turns into haunting you into
the religion of BLACK. If you want to die in style, then go to Paris; if you
want to be mourned by the mobs on the street, then have them drag your hearse
down the Champs Élysées; if you love black wool, cotton, silk, leather, fur,
recycled paper, nylon, plastic or used coca cola cans cut up and shaped into
jackets, leggings, jeggings, pants, shants, treggings, shirts, or even night
caps, then Paris is the place for you.
I know
you think I’m joking, but believe me, I was performing at a terribly posh soirée
there and the place is gone bonkers on black! I quietly include a picture here,
which had to be shot secretly at night because my coat was sort of gray/grey and
my scarf had colours involved, other than black!
What
surprises me is that I was there just six months ago and everything was still in
colour. (Although, I admit that, at the time, there were a lot of Americans in
town and they like to splash out a bit, especially after visiting the Louvre and
being rainbowed within an inch of their lives in that vast imposing exhausting
corridor of maniacal hangings of absolute genius in stunningly beautiful shades
of every brilliant tint in the famous artists’ impressive and collective tool
box). After that, I can understand people (high on Chardonnay) sneaking back to
their hotel rooms and playing with their crayons, drawing blue daisy patterns on
their jeans and defacing their favourite low-cut blouse with a collection of red
hearts and yellow petals. Not so the Parisians. Ever since french fries were
banned in Montana, the Parisians have not been the same. Ever since Carla Bruni
grew taller than the French President Sarkosy and his nose grew longer than
hers, things have been out of kilter, and, like all grievances in nature, it
will erupt somewhere. It could have manifested itself as a boil on Mona Lisa’s
chin, but instead it took revenge by robbing the legendary couturiers of both
hue and spectrum. You could say they have lost their marbles.
Nevertheless, it is still a wonderful city full of life and friendly interesting
people and their patisseries are beyond compare. Even in these troubled
economic times, I recklessly splurged on a pink raspberry-flavoured macaroon.
Duly sated, I sang the Pater Noster at Mass in Notre Dame Cathedral and it is an
experience without equal. Built in 1163, it oozes history. Mind you, the
chappy in charge of the incense burner during Mass nearly asphyxiated us all,
such was his enthusiasm for smoke. No ordinary incense, of course, as I could
detect a distinct hint of Christian Dior (on the other hand, that may have been
coming from the organist’s handbag), and, as the Bishop slipped out the side
door for a cigarette during the sermon, I caught a glimpse of a hermes cashmere
scarf around his neck – black of course – but such is the chic of these people.
Anyway, enough is enough, give the French back their crayons – otherwise, we
Irish will sell them green and then you will be sorry!
OCTOBER 2009
My thanks to all of you who sent notes of
sympathy to me on the death of my mother Julia on the 24th of September. I
appreciate also the donations that were made to the Kinsale Community Hospital
where she spent most of her last four years - it truly was a home away from home
for her where she enjoyed meeting old friends and where she made many new
friends. She enjoyed the beautiful gardens there and benefited from a
superb level of medical care which she needed during her final years. Happily,
she was reasonably well up to about six months ago and, although we knew she was
weakening, we were still able to chat away with her and enjoy her company as
always. She always enjoyed music and singing and had a beautifully sweet voice
herself, and those of you who attended any of my concerts at the Cork Opera
House in recent years would have seen there, basking in the attention she
received from everybody and having a great time chatting and being made a fuss
of, and singing along to the songs she knew and loved. We will miss her very
much, but we give thanks for the 96 years she spent on this earth and the many
blessings that came through her during her lifetime. Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam
My mother was buried in Kinsale on my birthday,
September 26th, which involved a little 'synchronicity' as Charlie Johnson would
say, in that she gave birth to me in that same Kinsale Community Hospital 52
years earlier. Such is the circle of life. I did not get a chance to thank the
many people who sent birthday greetings and gifts in September. Obviously, my
mother's condition was deteriorating and we were by her side. Nevertheless, I
appreciate your good wishes as always, which came from all over the world
(including Chris Lawley in Australia who never forgets!) and a special word to
Susan Swinehart who co-ordinated a gift from the many friends associated with
the finbarwright-ufo website. I wish you all health and happiness and continued
joy in your lives!
I hope to get back into the full swing of the
entertainment world as soon as possible. The Irish Tenors have released a new
Christmas album which some of you are enjoying already, hopefully!! We begin our
Christmas tour at the end of November and I hope to have some solo concerts in
place for Ireland in February 2010 if the country is still solvent!!! - more
info as it unfolds. Finally, I have my very own page on Facebook which should
free up the lines of communication between us all - it can be accessed through
the front page of this website. You have to become a member of Facebook, I
think, but it is easy to do and should be good fun for all!
p.s. I was mentioned in the same breath as Elvis
Presley in the Sunday Times yesterday, October 11th, which cannot be a bad
thing! Evidently, the wax sculpture of Elvis in the Dublin Wax Museum looks more
like me than it does Elvis! All the usual acerbic & sarcastic comments can be
posted on Facebook!! I can handle it. Keep smiling through it all!
March 2009
DEALING WITH STRESS IN UNSETTLING TIMES
Mental Health Ireland Releases CD by Renowned Tenor, Finbar Wright
Finbar lends his Support to Mental Health Ireland
Music therapy is widely accepted as an effective tool in improving mental health, with evidence to show that music can help to stimulate natural 'feel good' chemicals (endorphins).
With this in mind, a new CD was launched by Mental Health Ireland, featuring the voice and music of renowned tenor, Finbar Wright.The launch took place at 'An Evening with Mr Wright' - during a solo concert performed at the National Concert Hall on Monday, 23rd February 2009.
The CD, and an accompanying shamrock badge, are part of a mental health promotion campaign by Mental Health Ireland to mark St Patrick's Day this year. The CD has been produced with Finbar providing sound, straightforward advice and information on the importance of maintaining good mental health through, for example, ways to deal effectively with stress and anxiety. The CD also features Finbar's distinctive singing voice interspersed with music to help soothe, relax and aid meditation.
This high quality CD couldn't come at a better time, given the fact that the country's economic decline is affecting so many individuals and families. It is inevitable that this is having repercussions in the area of mental health in Ireland, with a sharp increase in helpline calls from those experiencing anxieties about their future.
The CD is aimed at all age groups of the general population. It will prove invaluable in highlighting the steps everyone can take to help themselves and those who may become affected from time to time by stress, insomnia, fatigue or irritability. Highlighting the point that we all must take care of our mental health, Finbar's message is this: "If you are to have any kind of fruitful life, it isn't wealth and success that matter - happiness is the important thing."
Priced at just €5.00, the CD and shamrock badge are available throughout Pettitt/Supervalu supermarkets in Wexford, Enniscorthy, Gorey, Arklow and Athy, numerous outlets nationwide and from local mental health associations throughout the country up until 17 March. Alternatively, a copy/copies can be ordered directly from Mental Health Ireland by sending your request along with a cheque/postal order for €5.00 per CD (with Shamrock Badge) to Mental Health Ireland, Mensana House, 6, Adelaide St., Dun Laoghaire, Co. Dublin. Cheques should be made payable to Mental Health Ireland.
Whether as a source of information or enjoyment for a person or as a St. Patrick's Day gift to a loved one, Mental Health Ireland believes that Finbar Wright's core message on mental health needs to be heard.
Also where a sprig of shamrock may or may not be readily available, Mental Health Ireland is encouraging the people of Ireland to wear the St. Patrick's Day badge available with the CD, to proudly acknowledge our national day of celebration.
Mental Health Ireland
December 2008
In honour
and in the name of all of my musical friends around the world, I have made a
charitable donation to both 'Bóthar' and 'The Irish Life-Boats' this Christmas.
It is just a simple gesture of thanks to all of you for your support throughout
the year and I hope it will bring the blessing of peace and happiness to you and
your families at this time. We cannot single-handedly solve all of the distress
and suffering in the world, but collectively we can make a big difference and
the work that both of these organisations do is truly impressive. I wish you all
a Merry Christmas and a Healthy & Prosperous New Year!!
Feliz Navidad a todos mis amigos Españoles
por todo el mundo, especialmente
en España
y también en la América del Sur - que El Niño Jesús os llene de su paz y
de su amor!
November
26th,2008
I am deeply grateful for the thousands of messages of
congratulations on the release of my new album and I am truly delighted that you
are enjoying the choice of music. As so many of you have said, it was indeed
designed to be light-hearted, romantic, and familiar for the most part. So
many stories have been sent to me about it that I could almost fill a book!!
From the group of self-titled 'desperate housewives' in Los Angeles who
persuaded an airline operative to bring copies from Ireland on the very day it
was released to the message from a doctor in Glasgow who tells me that his
patients are enjoying it in the waiting-room and feeling better before he even
gets to them! I know the good people at the UFO group and the many members
there have been supporting the release above and beyond the call of duty and I
have had complaints from every corner of Ireland that they cannot get it because
it is sold out in the local record shops!! With such complaints I can cope very
well and it heart-warming to know that it is being generously received. I met a
young teacher in Dublin last week who laughingly told me that her Montessori
group of kiddies are going crazy for 'Moralito' and she has nearly worn the CD
out! The important fact is that people generally are enjoying it all and that is
what entertainment and music is all about. I leave shortly for the United States
to begin the Christmas Concert Tour in Columbus, Georgia; this is always an
exciting sojourn through the vast and varied territory of this great country and
the Christmas repertorio is always a joy to perform. Before that I travel to
Paris for a short visit to perform at a private arts function.
For those who love poetry here is a little haiku:
In the frosty air
A hidden breath is betrayed
Secrets have their keys
(finbarwright/copyright/xxvi.xi.mmviii)

August 18th 2008

Kitty Neeson (Mother of actor Liam) with friends at
Finbar's recent concert in Ballymena, Northern Ireland
August 9th 2008
Delighted to see that my cousin
from Donegal, Chloe Magee, is enjoying success at her first ever Olympics. She
is representing Ireland in Badminton and we are proud to see her make her mark
at such a young age. Here is a short report from rte/sport on her first game. We
wish her every success and I know she has already made her family and all of
Ireland proud by getting this far in the sport.
Magee reveals her winning secret
Chloe Magee is through to the round of 32
Donegal youngster Chloe Magee revealed that a little talk to herself during
today's badminton first round clash with Kati Tolmoff steered her on her way
to a memorable victory over the Estonian.
Magee made sure the Irish sporting
public sat up and took notice of her Olympic debut as she came from one game
down to beat the higher-ranked Tolmoff (18-21, 21-18, 21-19).
In an action-packed encounter on court 3 of the Beijing University of
Technology Gymnasium, the 19-year-old from Raphoe raced into a 5-1 lead in the
first game.
Tolmoff, 24, bounced back to tie it at 7-7 and used her greater experience
to stretch ahead and win the opening game, despite Magee closing the gap to
20-18 at one stage.
It was in the second game that Magee had to show some real guts,
determination and stamina. Producing some key net kills, she won a series of
punishing rallies after being 13-8 down initially.
Inspired by her success in the second game, Magee seemed to have the
psychological advantage for the third and deciding game.
Again though, she had to display her battling qualities as Tolmoff began to
dominate at the net and Magee was left trailing by 14-11 and then 19-16.
Just when the match looked beyond her, the Tom Reidy-coached athlete
brilliantly reeled off five points in-a-row to snatch victory from the jaws of
defeat.
After a rollercoaster first outing in Beijing, a delighted Magee said: 'I
feel amazing at this present minute. The whole match I was thinking, "Chloe,
if you don't get your ass in action you're going to lose."
'So I just thought (to myself) it's the Olympics, go out and fight for it
and that's what I did.
'I went for everything at the end of that third game! If it wasn't going to
come off, it wasn't my day but it did and I'm just lucky,' the Swedish-based
star added.
Magee had a special mention for the Chinese crowd who upped the decibel
level as they reveled in the Irish girl's gritty play.
'The crowd is unreal here. They helped me so much and helped my nerves
because I was shaking in this arena so they really helped me out.'
She also had a word for her Irish team colleague Scott Evans, the country's
first male badminton Olympian who suffered a narrow defeat in his first round
match earlier today.
'I'm gutted for Scott because he had such a good chance to win, he played a
really good match and deserved to win. I'm just happy that I can lift the
spirits in the camp.'
Magee has little time to prepare for her last 32 match against Jaeyoun Jun
of Korea. Their meeting will take place tomorrow at 10.10am local time/3.10am
Irish time.
'My only goal was to go out there and play my best badminton and that will
be my attitude tomorrow as well.
'I've said that if I can play my best badminton in the Olympics then I'll
be happy.'
April
2008
I found a
robin's nest today just beyond the orchard. Both father and mother spent the day
ferrying bits of food back to at least three or four hungry nest-lings. The
weather is cold so I helped them out by leaving some chick mash on top of a
nearby fencing pole. They accepted the help enthusiastically and seemed to
operate a sort of 'one for you, one for me' system, which seemed very reasonable
in that they need to keep their strength up also. Without them there is no
dinner. The weather in Ireland can be very unpredictable: you can have summer
days in January and, on the other hand, just when you are getting your hopes up
that Spring is surely in the air, you get a cold blast from the north at the
start of what is now April and you are dodging showers of sleet and light snow.
Nevertheless, the little robins seem to be well-protected and well-fed so,
hopefully, they will survive their helpless phase. Anyone who works in the
garden will know that the robin is a constant companion and usually brave enough
to come up close and peck some goody from your freshly turned soil. They have a
pleasant disposition and behave as if they had known you all their lives. Maybe
they are the re-incarnation of beautiful people from the past- who knows? I
sneaked up close to steal a picture of the nestlings just to show the miracle of
nature at work! The hair-do certainly looks promising.
NOTES FROM THE ROAD
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Wisconsin loves cheese. It’s the consummate culinary
con-man. It weasels its way on to almost every item in the menu. Coffee
and tea seem to have escaped for the moment, but probably not for long.
There must be a market for ‘Mocha Parmesan’ or ‘Cappuccino Cheddar’ or ‘Earl
Grey Brie Brew’ – in fact I thought I could hear a mafia type Johnny no-neck
asking for a ‘gouda espresso’ but it may just have been his accent.
From the concert hall window in Milwaukee one could rave with
the disorientation of watching islands of ice gliding down the river outside
and later gliding back upstream again ten minutes later as Lake Michigan
yelled “go to hell and warm up – you’re not coming out here!” Indeed
Milwaukee may have suited Elizabeth the First for it laid down a perfectly
virginal blanket of snow in time for our first concert. By the following
morning, however, the doggy wind had shredded, worried, and ripped it into
dirty wooly clumpy mounds. Maybe Eliza, who was chilly enough as it was,
would have enjoyed the milder weather of Newport News, Virginia. Her
ladies-in-waiting would have to keep a firm grip on her skirts here too for
another mongrel wind, even if it had a warmer breath, was whipping and
stripping the last of the ragged crimson yellow faded green leaves from the
‘boogy-boogy’ branches. Like failed politicians, they’ll hang around on the
ground for a while until they can find their way back into the system.
There is no death, just a re-arrangement of our ingredients.

A bevy of antirrhinums in full bloom – right there on the
side of the street; now that’s the beauty of Texas in the month of
December. Forget about the long-legged Texan gals in the tight jeans and
feast your eyes on the undergrowth. Snapdragons we called them as kids (the
flowers I mean, not the gals), but you had to be careful when opening the
mouth of the dragon in case there might be a bee in there filling his
pouch. Long-legged or short-legged they can all sting. I know that the
natives take this pleasant weather for granted but, for the visitor from
cooler climes, it is a welcome surprise and, for me at least, a comforting
feature of recent Christmas concert tours. Last year, at this time, I
remember trekking up to the old Spanish mission which stands on the hill
above Santa Barbara in California and, on the way, walking through a park
full of flowering shrubs in all their glory. It gave me that eerie feeling
of having found paradise. When a passing bird just missed me with his
splatter I quickly realized that I was still on earth.
Just now I hear the train whistle blow as it passes through
Houston, Texas. What a truly American sound that is – a lonesome minor
chord, dissonant, ghostly. I love it and long to hear it every time I come
to the United States. I remember a night in the aptly named town of Erie,
Pennsylvania. The whistle blew long and lonesome away in the distance,
followed closely by the baying of a dog, a searing flash of lightning but no
thunder, the angry ‘weeow’ of a cat screeching under my window, and what
sounded like somebody falling out of bed in the room above my head. Maybe
they were pushed, who knows?
There can be no doubt, however, but that the train whistle
started the whole drama off in the first place. Maybe ‘Beetlejuice’ was
driving that night. I most often hear the whistle in the dead of night and
I always have a vision of madcap ‘Beetlejuice’ at the controls, racing
across the country in his quest for excitement and new horizons. Then
again, maybe I drank too much cranberry.
Far from the antics of beetlejuice, we spent the morning
performing songs and doing interviews at the local classical radio station.
Tenors, by and large, are not morning people as they are inherently lazy,
their bodies know this, and like to wait until late afternoon at least
before stretching their necks, flexing their diaphragms and gargling out a
few strangled sounds. Singing at ten in the morning is hard work.
‘To work, however, is to pray’ as the Benedictines tell us,
and entering a classical radio station is, in many ways, like going into a
church. There is an air of hush. Classical music has a smell of sanctity
about it. You notice that, after a piece ends, there is a respectful ten
seconds before somebody comes out of a closet to tell you the key, the
weight of the composer, the combined age of the orchestra, the type and
colour of the microphone used, down to the blue socks that the conductor was
wearing. I have visions of Mozart rising from the grave and raising hell in
there, laughing like a maniac, throwing water-coolers out the window,
grabbing a presenter and dancing frantically around the corridors, stuffing
doughnuts in his mouth while pounding the grand piano with one hand and a
foot. All done in the best of taste in C sharp minor, of course. We, on
the other hand, were on best behaviour. Genuflected and bowed at all the
right moments. The sweet aftertaste of our designer deodorant still hung
like incense in the air well into the afternoon. Later, at the hotel, I
witnessed two doormen arguing in Spanish about who should take an old lady’s
bags. Her hair was freakishly flamboyant and looked powdered. What was
really strange is that she was humming a snippet from ‘Don Giovanni’ in an
Austrian accent. She dropped a smirk in my direction. Maybe I should warn
the radio people.

Its
heading for the eighties in downtown Houston and the sparrows are working
the grid under the tables at Starbucks like pickpockets at the fair in
Cahermee. I’m sure about the coffee house but not so sure about the birds –
I think they are sparrows but nobody can reach in here and throttle me while
telling me that I’m wrong. Two pigeons swoop down like military police to
scatter the small army but, once they move along, the sparrows are back in
like a crack forensic team. They have the cute puppy routine down to a fine
art, short-stepping up to your feet, cocking the head from side to side,
giving a sweet pitiful chirp until you reluctantly part with a few crumbs of
your triple chocolate double fudge cake – enough caffeine and preservative
to keep them perched on a branch for at least a month after death. This is
Babel. Every race, colour, and creed seems to be represented on this small
patch outside of the coffee house. All talking together, wireless,
careless, sometimes brainless, babbling, to each other, to wires hanging
from their mouths, to speaker phones on tables, smarming, fighting,
schmoozling, flirting, instructing, lots of she said he said, very few
listening. Young ladies peck away at their laptops just like the lovelies
of yesteryear would sit in the sun by the door of a cottage and rattle away
with knitting needles. Its all about the technology of the moment
In a musty attic somewhere in the United States there is a box of old
photographs. Hidden among the hundreds of pictures that your folks took on
that trip to Ireland in the late sixties, there may be one of me on a
donkey. It was taken among the rough mounds of old wiry grass on the Old
Head of Kinsale. A little designer stubble is still to be found there today
but mostly it is close-shaven and smooth as befits the spectacular golf
course it has become. No more donkey droppings. No more school pals being
photographed by Yanks on a sunny Sunday afternoon. No chasing each other on
rattling bikes to the shop a few miles away to buy ice-cream with our
proceeds from our modeling job.
After the concert in New Jersey, a young man from the orchestra spoke to me
of donkeys. No, he was not talking about the brass section. One of his
great joys in life is going to his ancestral home in County Mayo every
summer where his relatives still keep donkeys and even use them to draw turf
from the bog. Old Ireland is not dead and gone. The guy on second fiddle
has it hidden up in Mayo. The good thing about donkeys is that they do not
run on oil. Cross them with a Canadian goose, they fly, our troubles are
over.
At the airport in Los Angeles a bushy eye-browed middle aged man held up a
sign which read ‘Krins, Selly, Rait’. If you think they were a firm of
lawyers coming in from Turkey, you are wrong. What is more disturbing is
that he did not speak a word of English. He looked at us and grunted at the
sign. There were three of us – he had three names – it looked like a safe
bet. We followed him in silence. Who says we don’t like adventure.
As you fly into Los Angeles on a clear night, free of the notorious smog, it
is indeed tinsel town. It seems to have millions of pea lights twinkling
from every square inch. More lights than any other city in the world. But
then I hear you say, it has more stars per square inch than any other city
in the world whose beady eyes flash to the heavens hungry for new
‘start-lets’ or wishing them off into the pacific tide if they are younger,
skinnier, more beautiful than the hordes already parading around their back
yards with little lights on their heads - red-assed ants warning of
overcrowding. In New York people don’t look at you in the street. They
don’t want to draw you on them. They dress in black and walk with purpose.
In Los Angeles, everybody looks at everybody else on the street because they
want to see if you are somebody. They dress funky and eat in Japanese juice
bars.
Right in the middle of West Hollywood there was a yard full of Christmas
trees. Outside the gate a gaggle of paparazzi with elephant trunk lenses
were on safari alert. I peeked in to see if Danny de Vito was chewing pine
needles perched on a branch but all I could see was Victoria Beckham pouting
at a dancing squirrel who had just made off with a miniature furry scarf
which she had been wearing, mistaking it for his maiden aunt who had left
home to marry Jack Nicholson and hadn’t been seen since. A wardrobe
malfunction was declared. With no scarf, it was a wrap. She tottered off
into the deli next door to get some salami for Davy’s lunch.
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Many
thanks to all of you who attended my recent concert tour in Ireland. It was
great fun and I certainly enjoyed meeting you all and especially listening to
you sing along - you cannot believe how wonderful it sounds from the stage! A
special word of thanks to all of you who travelled from far-away places like the
USA, Canada, and, nearer home, from the UK, to be with us. I appreciate the
support and your love for the music.
My next Irish date will be on
February 1st at the Parish Church in Abbeyfeale,
County Limerick. We have been anxious to honour this date for quite
some time and I am looking forward to it very much, as I have a lot of old
friends in that area! I will also be visiting Athlone on
February 2nd, at the Dean Crowe Theatre -
I have performed many times in the home town of Ireland's greatest tenor, John
McCormack, but this will be my first visit to this lovely theatre. On
February 3rd I will be in the Dunamaise Theatre
in Portlaoise - I am no stranger to this venue in one of Ireland's
thriving towns.
In the meantime, I will be kept busy
with the USA tour which begins on December 1st in Milwaukee and ends in the
Californian sunshine on December 19th. Lots of air-miles in between I'm afraid,
as we visit everywhere from Washington State to Texas and, of course, Virginia
(by the way, there is great new movie out on the life of Elizabeth 1 - Cate
Blanchett is superb in the role!)and also New Brunswick, New Jersey -
always an enthusiastic reception there!
As you know, Wall Street keeps a close
watch on all I am doing - click on the link and go to the last paragraph! (I may
have to sing there again if the economy does not improve!)
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=email_en&refer=home&sid=anPpji_PBsF8